Chipyks
You ever wake up thinking it’s just another normal day, only to realize you’re accidentally sitting on a potential goldmine?
That was me this morning.
I grabbed my phone, barely awake, expecting the usual: a few memes, some unread messages, and disappointment from my bank balance.
Instead, I saw it.
Pi Network. Mainnet. Live. Real.
For years, people told me, “That’s not real money, bro.”
For years, I heard, “You’re just pressing a button. You really think you’ll get rich from this?”
For years, skeptics called it a Ponzi, a waste of time, a glorified Tamagotchi app.
Well.
LOOK WHO’S STILL PRESSING THE BUTTON.
🎭 The Harsh Truth: Pi Ain’t Making You a Billionaire… Yet.
Let’s be real for a second.
Pi isn’t worth much… yet.
It’s not gonna buy you a mansion in Sandton or a yacht in Cape Town.
Hell, you can’t even use it to buy a decent second-hand toaster right now.
But you know what?
It’s worth more than it was yesterday.
It went from being imaginary internet coins to something you can actually track on mainnet.
And if history has taught us anything, it’s this:
🔹 Bitcoin was once worthless. Now? You wish you had bought at $10.
🔹 Ethereum was once a joke. Now? Try buying one ETH without your wallet crying.
🔹 Even Dogecoin—literally created as a meme—got pumped by Elon Musk into actual value.
So yeah. Pi isn’t making me rich yet—but I’m holding. Because I’ve seen this game play out before.
📢 The KYC Ghosts – People Who Don’t Deserve Their Pi
Now, let’s talk about the real tragedy here.
I have hundreds of unverified Pi coins just floating in limbo.
Why?
Because some of you still haven’t done your KYC.
And here’s the thing—I CAN SEE YOU.
🔹 I know who joined and never finished.
🔹 I know who’s out here acting like they forgot their Pi password while watching TikToks for 8 hours a day.
🔹 I know who’s gonna cry in a few months when Pi’s worth something, and they’re sitting there with zero access.
If you’re reading this and you haven’t done your KYC, let me be blunt:
🔸 You’re fumbling the bag.
🔸 You’re actively throwing money away.
🔸 You’re making 2010 Bitcoin mistakes.
Fix it.
Also, if your phone lags when opening the calculator app, KYC is NOT for you.
🔹 If your phone freezes when you try to take a selfie, you are not ready.
🔹 If your phone struggles to load WhatsApp voice notes, please borrow someone else’s phone and get this done.
💎 The Plan: Lock It, Forget It, Profit Later
Here’s what I’m doing:
🔹 I locked my Pi for three years.
🔹 Because patience is how you win in crypto.
🔹 Because I don’t trust myself not to panic-sell.
🔹 And because if Pi hits $100 per coin, I will be somewhere drinking whisky on a boat while you’re still asking, “Is Pi legit?”
I am not touching it.
If it moons? I win.
If it fails? I move on.
But one thing’s for sure—I’d rather take the risk than be the guy wishing he had.
🔥 The Regret List: Who Should Feel Awkward Right Now?
🔥 To everyone who joined early and actually verified? You’re legends. We’re eating together.
🔥 To the ones who ignored me when I told them about this? Awkward.
🔥 To the ones who still don’t believe? Keep watching from the sidelines. We’ll check back in a few years.
🔥 To the ones thinking, “Hmm, maybe I should start now…”
Buddy.
It’s live. It’s real. It’s on mainnet.
You don’t need to trust me—trust history.
People laughed at Bitcoin.
People laughed at Ethereum.
People laughed at Dogecoin—and look at that meme rocket now.
Go ahead. Laugh now.
But don’t come crying when Pi is actually worth something, and you’re stuck trying to buy in at 100x the price.
So What Now?
We wait.
Maybe Pi blows up.
Maybe it flops.
But at least I tried.
And at least I know that if it does hit real money status, I’m already sitting on a stack.
Some of you?
You’ll be googling “How to buy Pi?” while the rest of us are sipping expensive whisky on our islands.
Moral of the story?
The best time to start was yesterday. The second-best time is right now.
See you in the future. Or don’t. Your call. 😎🔥
Oh, and before I forget—if you’re curious (not saying you are, but if you are) and want to, you know, casually check it out for science or whatever, I guess there’s a link floating around:
🔹 https://minepi.com/chipyks
🔹 Use my username “chipyks” if, I don’t know, you feel like making a smart decision today.
No pressure.
I mean, unless you like money.
DISCLAIMER
The above Financial Advice is the Personal Opinion of the writer, Chipyks, and Bruinou.com advises readers to do their own research and due diligence before following any financial advice on this or any other website.
