Digital Satellite Terrible Vision

JB…
JaaaaaaayBeeeee

huh. who am I speaking to ?

This DSTV thing of yours is not working !

What…I’m sleeping here….

Your DSTV is not working…come fix it.

Its the channel shuffle ma…its supposed to happen.

Well TBN is no longer on 77……it showing me 341…how do i get it back to 77.

You can’t its the new channel numbers like in europe !

Lyk ek wit vir jou….come out and put it back.

It 2:30am i’ll do it later……like tomorrow evening.

Did Jesus wait to die for your sins..Noooo…come fix it.

what are you watchin ?
TBN on 341 but I don’t know where the Food Channel is..?

The food channel isn’t even on at this time. it stops at midnight !

Its not that it’s the principle of it!

Did you not watch the channel shuffle ads ? ….Yes I did and i did that DSD thing …but they must send someone here how must i watch now??…
..uhn read the dish magazine…they explain it there.

No..they should’ve been more concise.
Ma the ads…
..No ads they just wanna sell me a mop !

A mop ? am i dreaming this?
No you know those glo mail people…where’s my TBN ???

Why are you even awake this time ma ?
Its me and five roses…just wait till you older and can’t sleep through the night…
..what does this have to do with anything ??..
..if you went to church you’d know !!!

If I went ….Ma is the channel shuffle…the channels changed…please check the dstv guide to where you wanna be.

I tell you if this carries on i’m no longer gonna pay these people…let them see where they get their money from !!!

Ma I am paying your DSTV…what you on about..was TBN even on 77, WTF is TBN???

If you went to church you’d know. I’m not sure if it was on 77 but its the principle !!

I’m going back to to sleep !

I better have everything the way it was…
Is not gonna be like that..remember the chanel shuffle thing…
Why can’t i choose what I want where I want ???

Things change…..it won’t be the way it was !
You mean like after 1994?
Ja ma something like that….you’ll be getting so much more !

I didn’t get more after after 1994…??
..ma its a 3:15am..its done its not gonna change..just deal with it.

JB
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If God wants people to suffer he sends them too much understanding !