Boarderpartheid

Junior Boarder

The more read this the more I check what kuk is this….what is a junior boarder. I mean must I go sit at the small table when posting ? Do my posts excuse themselves when the adult posts are talking about “none of my business” . It’s sounds like I’ve only hit the puberty of posting. No wonder all the threads I post on just up and die a horrible death…Junior Boarder seems to equal Post Killa in my case.

I mean fresh boarder still sounds nice, like its clean or something…..like a minty fresh smell. And gold boarder sounds mos highbuck…I don’t even know the in between rankings.

Platinum boarder…now this is an excellent one, makes me wanna do it like I’m doing it for TV

And then theres all the other Titanium boarder, Uranium Boarder, Brass boarder; [insert precious _meta_l here] boarder types…

But what really grates my chops is the whole expert boarder…who blerrie made them experts :_b_link__:…they just nodding and chooning “me too, I agree”. Expert se foot in a visblik .zip dit in a ziebie-blik.

Senior boarders moes al lankal old age home toe gegaan het. Will hulle nog kom 16valves hier kom hou.

This is plain and simply boarderpartheid, boarderprofiling; a boarderspricy…dare I say it…Boardergate.

JB
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The Original Laaitie Boarder