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Steve Hofmeyer once sakkied with 10 boere Poppies at once
Steve Hofmeyer drives a Tata
Steve Hofmeyer braai’s with his fingers……
Steve Hofmeyer doesn’t support the Bulls, the Bulls support Steve
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Steve Hofmeyer doesn’t have a good voice, the microphone is scared of the Hofmeyer and makes his voice perfect
When Steve Hofmeyer stares at raw meat and it turns to biltong
Bles Bridges didn’t die in a car crash Steve Hofmeyer beat him to death with a red rose
Steve Hofmeyer doesn’t keep a comb in his sock
Morkels gives Steve Hofmeyer any guarantee he wants…
Steve Hofmeyer repossesses Bob Mugabe’s Farms…
Not even Chuck Norris gets as many fathers day cards as Steve Hofmeyer
Steve Hofmeyer sent Mandela to jail, he also freed him
The “National Party” is actually a term to describe Steve Hofmeyer’s birthday celebrations…
Steve Hofmeyer cannot count…….he doesn’t need to…….
Klipdrift is actually Steve Hofmeyer’s urine…….hence one gets p*ssed upon consuming it
Steve Hofmeyer once looked at a loaf of bread, the bread wet itself in terror and turned into a Koeksister……..
Osama Binladen and Steve Hofmeyer have the same amount of letters in both their names……coincidence…..
Steve Hofmeyer is the only man alive to turn down Patricia Lewis
Steve Hofmeyer can get through on MTN…
Steve Hofmeyer actually kick the drop goal in the 1995 world cup, he is the player hiding behind the goal post not Chester Williams
When Steve Hofmeyer goes to Pick ‘n Pay he just picks…….
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