Moeg Man…

Ek is klaar met die politiek in die country. Hulle kan almal gaan k**k. Ek het ook 1986 gelees, they are insulting my intel if they think we dont see what the boogie board is going on! I know everybody had their 2 cent to contribute to the pot so I will spare you mine. Suffice to say it sucks. Balls, you know the kind. Ok, so on top of rising food prices, people not having any disposable income for silly incidentals like buying new tooth brush if naugthy brush falls in toilet water….shhh dont tell him, we now have all this trash to worry about.

Where the hell the other 4 million go? Who the hell cares!

Not in my bloody bollocksy pocket for sure.

Ek sou kon doen met n triljoen! Million is too little these day.

So, pampered stay at luxury escape at penisberg get away was cancelled! I was a little sad but then vodka has a great effect on me. My heritage day was braaing with some crazy ass Lebanese folks who love dancing and buring themselves to a crisp. Letterlik. She is very very Loud and has a bat named klaar-ge-praat in her car for just, well, i dont know know. In case a baseball comes flying out of nowhere – she might just like being prepared. Nice people though. Went to Trans-kei (not sure bout spelling) Melville – lots of people very drunk big haired people- stayed behind cause i was waiting for a friend (i DONT drink and drive) and watched a waiter sweeping up the mess of the night before. Bottles busted, ciggie butts…condom wrappers! I was transfixed. I wonder what it would have weighed and that the weight of their mess measured up against the weight of fun they had. What about the liters of urine? More mess more fun right.

What was also fascinating was the young man sweeping it up – he was so angry, throwing around the tables and chairs and making the filth spread! Funny as hell.

He looked dirtier than the floor when he was through…it reminds me of you.

You must never be as evil and the evil you are fighting – then you just fighting yourself. Feel incredible today. Just incredible.