Acrinymification

I never really thought about the use of acronyms till I realized I work for an acronym, I drive an acronym (BMW), my nickname JB is an acronym, and I’m using an acronym (IBM PC)to write this kuk.

But today it went just too far, it was the last quart that broke JB’s boggle.
We were three bra’s having a smoke break talking kuk (3BHASBTK).
I let rip with ou Munky’s harde joke ekse: “Jy’s so lelik as jy verby die Kretsch loop skree die kinders OOM MAAK WEER !!”

My one bra is krulling himself, en ek kwyl van die lag. That’s when the other bra, in all his infinite domgeid steps back, strokes his ginger kid bokbaartjie and says in his very larney voice, “LOL man LOL !!” . I look at my bra :_b_link__:, and like in a cartoon I see his eyes dopping om and the following text scroll across his “Kyk die befokte doos van LOL nogals. Weet hom ma hys hier !!!”

Twas then I saw the danger of the acronymification. LMBIDFY.
let me break it down for you.
The acronyms are lying. No not the one’s on the beach having a tan and a pina colada, I’m talking about the liegbek acronyms, they lie straight on your monitor into you optic nerve and kak on your brain cells. Take a look at the top 5 most abused!

1. ROTFL (rolling on the floor laughing): fok jou you not on the floor. Last time you were on the floor you were skropping it. Now you mos highbuck and getting an extreme makeover to remove the black off your knees . There better be something free on that floor otherwise the restraining order your knees have out on the floor stays in effect.

2. PML(pissing myself laughing): Ok this does happen, maar issie die joke nie, is van jy’s ‘n vraat vir alcohol en will 5 biere one time suip while Joey is doing his standup. At least it ain’t that bad until you think you only gonna slaat a poep ,then you cough, laugh and ask your bra if his chair is “wet” too. KML(kakking myself laughing) sies man fokkit.

3. LMAO / LMFAO (laughing my ass off): How is this possible, do you have a screw on ass. Knowing you its probably held on by prestik and chappies. As jou knopsterre moet afval gaan dit mos ge-class word as a natural disaster. So next time your boss hands you your ass in a portfolio discussion, remember it was you that laughed it off on chat in the first place.

4. LMIMMSPI (Lag my in my ma se purse in): Jarre did you get lost somewhere trying to spell Mississippi ??? Is net ‘n excuse om sjeld uit jou ma se purse uit te steel, ek ken jou net so.

5. BRB/BBL (be right back / be back later): Why is your addicted ass even typing that shyte. You didn’t even go away, jy gee ons nie eers kans om reg van jou te skinner nie. Is rerig van pee and back typing in 3.5 chat lines. Your gwaai is being revved like you gonna drags race that motherfcuker. Like you grown eyes on yer fingers, you face is here at work, but your mind is the other side of chat.

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