JuimesBloo

This morning I woke to the words: “Toilet Cleaning Experts”

Who the fcuk are the toilet cleaning experts??? Do they have toilet cleaning degrees, what blerrie subjects do you have to swat and is there a special school for this toiletty debauchery. Imagine net die qualification: JuimesBruin BKak (honors).

And why in the world are the guys so enthusiastic about it. If I must open the door and two gay dudes are at my door wanting to clean my kakpot, with peeps in the blerrie background putting up toilet signs and crime scene tape…………Ek sal hulle met my fokken empties gooi.

I on two occasions had to clean a school toilet. Cos some teachers think it’s uncouth to pee out of the classroom window during class. Fok hulle ! Ek piss nie my broek nat vir niemand nie…behalwe myself.

I wasn’t too enthusiastic about it but these self proclaimed Toiletarians of Cleanivinty gaan so an lyk hulle krismis presents is in die stinkbak in. Kyk hoe lyk daai toilet….wat de fok eet daai mense…bisto gemix met cement of wat? Die merke lyk of daar a wheelspin competiton daa binne was. En fokken piss die blinde aimlose mense orange juice….is too mush dark that peepee.

Aunty..is jy nie emberresed nie !!! Jou hele Fam is vuil uile.

Now her toilet’s clean….you got flowers and rainbows coming out of it and there’s a blerrrie rubber duck flying around the barfroom. That sluimslurp monster who lives under the rim is dead. Have any of you noticed the sluimslurp speaks zulu…but the ad is english ??? Think about it. En why must the loo be blue…..ek gaan rooi dye in myne gooi net om mense te laat skrik.

I wonder if it was them “Toilet Cleaning Experts” that turned Zuma’s shower magic ?

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