SwanSong

Once upon a yesterday, when all and sundry sat in utter boredom, twiddling their thumbs and picking their noses, wholly frustrated at their scanty existence they so fondly refer to as their life and prolonging their excruciating agony whilst looking at a computer monitor, a glimmer of hope pierced through the dark and gloomy cyber clouds to animate their sterile and dreary lives that resembled a barren and desolate desert. Void of real sustenance and incapacitated to animate their grey and gloomy world, they looked upon this light to rescue them from their wretched state of existence. Yes this light that came into this warped wasteland was looked upon to illuminate and lead them out of utter darkness.

Maybe it was not as previously described. I had to add that for special effects. Allow me to start all over again.

Once upon a time when summer was on the brink of exchanging its warmth for cold and shadowy winter’s blanket, and all and sundry in cyberspace luxuriated in the warm and homely web space of Bruinou.com, my idle fingers effortlessly glided over my keyboard and the keystrokes formulated the URL that directed me to this place in nowhere and somewhere where peoples of mixed race congregated and shared their commonalities.

Ah, what a glorious day it was, a day overflowing with good tidings, a day it was reported that the phoenix was spotted to have navigated the Bruinou skies. A day filled with good tidings and a day pregnant with the promise of a Legend.

Maybe it was not such a wonderful and glorious day at all, and maybe it was not an emancipation from boredom or even a day of fond memories………nobody really knows what happened that day, but it was certainly a day of mixed reception and reactions…….and the true historians of BO recorded the truth about that day as definitely the day of the birth of TheLegend.

Yes, that day the citizens of BO were all placidly going about the regular BO business….and they were pleasantly at ease……the Platinum LighterShadeOfBruin zulumaidens, the Anne’s sprinkled with Pepper, the Gissels, MissDynamite and girls4maritzborough were parading the forum flaunting their charms whilst, the Warriors of the fryingpan, the zebulonguys , the jammers of the spell walked round with swollen chests in an attempt to impress the bruin maidens of BO land. The Brazens and WhatEveRyouSays remained caught up in their arrogance whilst blowing their own trumpets. Dhimselfs splattered his Cheezies all over the bruin maidens profiles and in the dark corners of pm’s DuranO’s actively perpetuated the perversities he calls charming. And DaBrothers, Gevo’s and silverfoxxes continued to sing their happy songs whilst Lampard practiced his athletic prowes in the center of the forum and the fearsome Chipyks camly and collectively hovered on the outskirts of BO land observing the passing parade.

But the Legend made his appearance worthy of a true Legend…….caught unawares and with their pants down the element of surprise that shook the very foundations of BO land was artfully concealed and packaged in one single paragraph….it had Legend written all over it. Confused and rocked to their foundations the frenzied BO citizens ran around aimlessly. As always change is received with mixed emotions and the guardians of the BO realm whipped out their scrolls and constitutions trying to find legality for this sudden infringement on BO harmony. With no real legality to warrant rejection of this masterfully crafted paragraph, the rowdy populace resorted to petitions as a means to have the banning of the Legend executed. Alas the racquet caused by the populace found the ear of the BO big chief and he handed down the instructions to have TheLegend banned. Driven by ambition the girl4maritzborough grabbed the bunch of keys and executed the order. TheLegend was banned.

But TheLegends do not disappear into thin air like mist before the sun…..or at the wish of some insignificant entity…… he returns and he conquer the inherent fears and misgivings of the people…..he subdues the adversary and establishes his supremacy

HE came……he saw…..en toe vat hy oor….blint…..

And now in silent reminiscence…..he reflects upon his conquest……new subjects has entered the fray…..dudettes , 18erns, tessies and GnarlChipmunks to entertain at his court……his fellowship with zulumaidens, elidas, KnockOut Kids, Aphoepols, Fantastical Riggsez, Ricoffees ,MacDaddys and his twin Jaydee26 brings a wry smile to his countenance……yes his acquaintance with an old wise man who hailed from the south instead of the east ………..yes a Gerrry adversary destined to become a friend…… who should he smite…….? the dark bantu4life????………or shall he leave him to die a silent cyber death……..

Still his legend remains………

He came…..he saw……en toe vat hy oor………