Feda Hond

Feda Hond

Have you ever noticed that either we act like dogs or maybe they act like us ???

I actually think we stole alot from dogs.Doggy_style_,
Hell we even call each other hond…and just 2 things really rule coloured men…..drink(food for you non alcoholics) and bytches.

Have you ever driven in a coloured toun at so 1am or 2am. I was looking for a place to buy some beers. Jarre the whole doggpound is out. fokken doggs from white neighbourhoods come to the coloured toun to skud. and by the way a doggpound in afrikaans used to be called a Municipale Skud.

They just like us..or we like them !!! on a mission…..I can just imagine so a alsation going to a poodles house, sommer rubbing on the window with a wet finger not to wake her owners up. I’m sure the doggs got a cheers of their own, drinking doggy klippies and doing doggy jiets. sommer so bow wow.

And when they on a mission there’s always that bad dogg that vang on kuk. Ja the one that starts howling after just 2 scooby snacks…..haaaauwooooo. I check the other doggs be getting irritated….and there’s also so a worshond bra…..cos come on you might be a Jack Russel….but hell a worshondtjie mos make you look like a pitbull.

En the one time I check a auntie so early in da morning goooiing doggs with water. You can probably figure out what they were doing. and the dogg done gone and bite the auntie….eish I was breaking myself cos hond…If a auntie must come and gooi me with cold water on da job….I’ll mos blerrie bite her myself !

JB

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I’d draw the line somewhere…if only I had a crayon