Hair Cuts and Dick Diets

So my hair dresser owns a nice shop in a trendy mall. She confides in me because I suppose I confide in her. She is thinking about dick. You see, her husband of a good few years is a good few years older than her. In the bedroom department its as dead as a dodo and there is only so much sucking she can do…said with the wry smile of a worldly 45 year old.

She is at her wits (or his bits end) and I totally understand.

At 19 I married a man who had erectile dysfunction but only disclosed it to me months after we had been married. I just thought he was gentle you know. Took his time…what a chump I was.

I was not sexually very um… experienced and clearly had no real appreciation for a penis but a night out with some girl friends kinda changed that – no i did not cheat but came home and asked him why he wont just ram me. he then said that he had this condition. That try as he might he could not sustain an erection for more than 2 or three minutes at a time, and because i loved him i supported him in his quest to get his mojo back

we got viagra (I say we because when you love your partner – you do everything in your power to make it right, it becomes a group effort – for the well being of the family and all that jazz) but alas!

The inclusion of this nifty drug into our pharma diet proved too much and marked the beginning of the end for us. suddenly there were three of us in the bed. me him and his penis. everything revolved around his berty. it was insane. and it was not enough. we split after i fell for a sax player with huge hair…the talented mr mo! who had all his mojo and a bag of chips – yes a bag of kettle fried chips no less.

my hair dresser’s dilemma had me thinking though. would i be able to survive on dick diet now having uhm…some more experience ?(not too much mind you – but then sex is like shoes and shopping isn’t it)

She, said my fav coiffure, is thinking about shagging… some dude leaving for england and if she were to pick a dick (ha ha ha) pick a dick…this would be the best one by far…see boys it not about the size, it never was,

this dude will be gone shortly after their little indiscretion and with it the temptation to see him again, minimizing the chance of the chance occurrence being repeat offence, plus she will have had her fill (literally) – adultery one oh one.

now the snag

but she is a good person and knows this is not ideal …she has never cheated on her ageing hubby, she loves him dearly but resents him secretly for not being able to satisfy her…but on the other hand – she chose him, she has to deal with it, and as far as I am concerned – she needs to get hold of a rabbit. but i really do get where she is coming from – so i hope she make a decision she can defend. to cheat or not to cheat…that is her question!

B