i waited long enuff

When George first noticed that his ding-a-ling
was growing larger and staying
up longer, he was delighted, as was his wife.
But after several weeks,
it had grown to nearly twenty inches.
George became quite concerned.
He was having problems dressing,
and even walking. So he and
his wife went to see a prominent urologist.

After an initial
examination, the doctor explained to the couple
that, though rare, George’s condition could be fixed
through corrective surgery.

‘How long will George be on crutches?’ the wife asked anxiously.

‘Crutches? Why would he need crutches?
responded the surprised doctor

‘Well,’ said the wife coldly, ‘you ARE going to lengthen
his legs AREN’T you?