Basil Coetzee
As an ex-ANC, ex-PAC, ex-ACDP, ex-ID, ex-GOOD, ex-ICOSA, ex- IFP, ex- NCC, ex- DA, ex- EFF, ex-PA, ex- MK, ex- FF+…
I would like to inform you, the voter, that I am forming a new Political Party in order to establish [in]stability and [dis]unity in South Africa.
I am sick and tired of politicians who jump from one Party to another. I will not allow this as my new Party will bring political stability and prevent this political jumping castle athletics in politics.
New EX Party Screening of Applications of Ex-Political Party Members
We will not accept any member who previously belonged to four and five, or six or seven political party’s. So if you are interest in joining this new Party, please disclose your former political homes and how and when you jumped.
So as an EX member of all my EX party’s, this new Party will only require you, dear stable voter, to make an EX (X) on the ballot paper. You are of course welcome to register your EX wife or EX husband too.
If you don’t want to join this new stable Party, you will be EXcused.
We will not EXpropriate your land, we will not EXterminate you, we will not EXclude you, we will not EXhaust you, we will not EXpell you, we will not EXamine you, we will not EXploit you and if you’re from Malawi or ZimBOBwe, we will not EXtradite you!
So please leave your current Political Party in order to become an EX member so you can qualify in joining this new EXcellent, dynamic and stable Party.
In this Party, IMMEDIATELY will mean IMMEDIATELY and not the IMMEDIATELY of SAPS General Sibya where immediately means six months or two years or never!
Welcome on board.
Let the political games begin…or is it fraud (?)
NB. Albeit that Political Party Jumping Castle Athletics is very real, Prospective new members are asked to please send a pinch of salt with their Application Letters.
i.e. This is obviously satire [not to be taken seriously].
