Chipyks
With thanks to the oracle himself – Charles ‘Digital Nostradamus’ Ash.
Look.
Everywhere I go, the laaities, the old toppies, even my neighbour who still thinks crypto is a kind of energy drink—they all hit me with the same dusty question:
“Why you mining Pi? It’s not even on CoinMarketCap, bro.”
HAIBO.
Fam, shut the f*k up and let me download an update to your 2003 operating system real quick.
We’re not living in your uncle’s “money in the mattress” economy anymore.
We’re in the collapse.
The Big Reset. The final season of Fiat: Bloodlines.
Like Stafford Masie said:
“We’re past price go up, price go down. We’re in ‘money is broken, build your own protocol’ now.”
And in this chaos—this Black Friday of economics—what rises?
Not just Bitcoin. Not just blockchain. Not just AI.
PI. MOTHERF*ING. NETWORK.
🚨 Pi is not a meme, bru. It’s a movement in your pocket.
Bitcoin? That’s the safe.
Ethereum? That’s the dusty filing cabinet.
Pi?
That’s the mall. The street. The taxi rank. The ecosystem.
And I gotta thank the plug himself—Charles Ash, aka Captain Consciousness, aka Neo from Wentworth, for tipping me onto this early.
He dropped the link, said:
“Bro, this isn’t hype. This is entry-level sovereignty.”
📱 WHY I’M MINING PI?
Because while you still think you need a server room and an Eskom backup just to mine digital coins,
I’ve got Pi mining on my phone… in my POCKET… while I nap.
Because it’s:
- Mobile-first, not bank-first
- Human-first, not Wall Street-first
- Proof-of-community, not proof-of-rich-dad
It doesn’t care if you’ve got an FNB account or five unpaid Woolies cards.
It cares if you’re real, consistent, and actually show up.
💥 BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT’S COMING
One day, this whole fiat circus is gonna catch fire.
And on that day, when they’re rebooting society…
You’ll hear people whisper:
“Who mined early?”
“Who’s inside the Pi Network?”
“Who has real value when the banks go vrrr?”
And I’ll be there. Calm. Smiling.
Mining. Spending. Building.
Because I listened to Charles Ash.
Because I trusted the tech, not the headlines.
🧨 YOU’LL ASK ME:
“When did you start mining, bru?”
And I’ll say:
“Back when y’all laughed.
Back when Pi had no price.
Back when it was just a button.
And the only thing I risked was missing a notification.”
You were waiting for Binance?
I was already building my kingdom.
🟣 FINAL BLESSING:
So yeah.
I’m mining Pi.
Because I don’t wait for permission.
I mine. I move. I manifest.
And when this ecosystem lights up like Diwali in a data center?
Just remember:
I. WAS. INSIDE.
Thanks to the prophecy of Charles Ash, bless his inbox and bandwidth.
Pi 4 Life.
For the people.
From the phone.
For the fokken win. 💥
🎤 Chipyks out.
