Viva all y’all voters

Today I’d like all the voters out there to ponder their their selfless act of democratic duty. Their votes. For the last month or so, there’s been nothing but moaning. So I’m joining the bandwagon. Everyone be like “ESKOM is screwing us!”, “Zuma is vol kakas”, Uncle Thabo is schoopid”, “Our Health-Minister is on heroin” and whatnot…

Here’s the deal: All those nutcases up their didn’t get there accidentally. They where chosen to be there. By us. It’s our fault.

No-one seems to realise this. WE as citizens are the stupid ones. We had a choice. And the majority of us chose these arseholes into power. Now that the fit hits the shan, everybody’s blaming the powers that be.

I say bull. YOU ARE TO BLAME. Every single time I’ve debated the fact that I refuse to vote, I’m flamed for not performing my patriotic duty.

So go ahead, dear citizens. Food prices are escalating at an unprecedented rate. The economy is f*cked. House-prices have escalated beyong our wildest imagination. Petrol has increased by 400% in 7 years. We have an influx of refugees thanks to our “quiet diplomacy”. Our women and children are being raped. Our brothers are being murdered. The police aren’t doin shit. The media is being influenced. Racism is still rife. Our leaders are corrupt.

Yet we remain complacent.

We moan about people who are always moaning about the state of the country.

So in a years time we’ll all line up at the polling stations again. We’ll once again chose which politicians we’d prefer to screw us up the bum-bum for another term or two.

And then you’ll walk away from the polling stations feeling proud.

“I did my civic duty.”

Big-up yerselves…